A musical cord walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "Can I have a drink?". The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't. You're a-minor."
2 atoms are talking. One says, "You look a little off today. Did you lose an electron?". The other says, "Yeah, I'm positive".
A Shetland pony walks into a bar. He mumbles his order. The bartender says, "Sorry, you're going to have to speak up". The pony whispers, "Sorry, I'm a little horse."
HA!! ha, ha, ha, ha? no?
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